April 29, 2013

• This just in, Poop still funny

  Deer are stupid bastards.

  There, I said it.  

  You want proof?  Go watch Bambi again.  Go watch that idiot fall all over himself on the ice for an hour and tell me you don’t just start craving venison.  Then watch Bambi a second time and answer this question… Does Bambi get shot?

  Woohoo!  Correct.  Bambi takes a shot.  Unfortunately it was not my brother who was in the woods at the time, since the hunter that plugged Bambi had crappy aim.  

  Perhaps you’ve picked up on my worsening angst towards deer, I realize I’ve been pretty subtle with it.  However, those four-legged jerks continue to poop all over my yard.  I can hardly play Frisbee with my daughter (read as “playing fetch with a Frisbee with my daughter”) without getting covered by the small piles they leave behind.

  However, when other people slip and fall due to a pile of poop pellets… well that’s just hilarious.

  I actually opened a window and yelled at them one night.  They looked up, and trotted to my neighbors yard.  This is fine, they can poop all over Steve’s yard, he’s a nice guy, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t mind poop.

     

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