November 4, 2009
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My Kryptonite
Yes, yet again I will list my main super-power for those of you who may have missed it.
Super-pooping (I know your jealous, but it has its downfalls, see here). I can crap faster than any human I know. I am not sure how long it takes you to pee, but I can poop in less time than that. I know, it’s not as good as super-strength, or teleportation, but hey, I’ll take it.
However, I do unfortunately also have a weakness. I know my weakness, yet I remain completely powerless against it. Those who know me closely already know my weakness. Like any good human, I have gone through my 12 steps and finally come to the last… acceptance. Now by accepting my weakness, and embracing it as my own, I can hopefully use it to my benefit to make me a stronger person.
Sigh. Enough drama.
I am, <sniff> a cartoon junkie. Perhaps you already knew this?
Yeah, I know. I can hear your scoffs, snickers, jabs, and guffaws from here. Here’s our conversation
SUCKHEAD (You): But aren’t you a doctor? I mean aren’t you mature than that?
ME: Have you read my entries? Seriously I talk about poop in over 60% of my entries.
SH: But shouldn’t you just, you know, stop watching them?
ME: I’ve tried, it’s my addiction. I enjoy pretty much anything animated.
SH: How is that a weakness?
ME: If anything is animated, I’ll pretty much watch it. Heck, I’ve made it through episodes of Captain Planet. I have a somewhat encyclopedic knowledge of any 80′s cartoon, and I can’t get this info out! I want to replace this knowledge with something useful, but all I see is Ma Beagle from Duck Tales! It’s not my fault
SH: Well, how can you make this into a good thing?Well, I’m glad you asked, Suckhead. I have decided to enlighten you to a few of the best online cartoons that are currently rummaging around in this big wide internet of ours. I realize there are THOUSANDS of fantastic internet cartoons out there. I have sifted through thousands to find a few gems. Be warned, all of these are worth their weight in solid animation gold… Here are a few of my favorites.
Enjoy:
Possibly my #1 pick (There she is, by Sambakza)
The Waterlollies (Fantastic Animation)
Charlie the Unicorn (So dumb it’s hilarious)
BadgersBadgersBadgersBadgers
(So catchy You’ll wish you hadn’t seen it)
The Ultimate Showdown (bad animation =OK in my book
as long as the song is fun)So many more, it’s hard to stop here. Maybe I’ll just go watch Magical Trevor. Any great internet cartoons that were left out?
Comments (5)
LOVE Charlie the Unicorn. I am not sure why except I can identify with poor Charlie and the impish tormentors at the same time : )
That first cartoon is adorable.
I haven’t seen Ren and Stimpy for ages. Happy Tree Friends is my new fix. They’re brutal, violent = hilarious. Yay for toons!
lol these days it’s okay to like cartoons as long as they have vaguely adult humor or are made in japan
@storyslut - Yeah, i really like the 1st one… there are 4 more in the series, all great.
@dikdoktor - I forgot about those! HTF are awesome! super disturbed, but hilarious.
@striemmy - Heh, I like anime too… Naruto, Samurai champlu, Blech… etc. Even the non-anime that has anime influences I like (Avatar, teen titan etc)
@slicy - Teen Titans got a little too kiddy for me but I generally like anime inspired cartoons too.