April 13, 2012
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Daughter poop
I normally (on any given day) get pretty excited about a good dump.
However, when my daughter pooped in the toilet for the first time, that was time to celebrate.
She pooped!
She dumped!
She crapped!
She dropped her very first load!
She pinched her first loaf!
She plopped her first squat!
She gave Fozzy bear the old Wacka-Wacka
She dunked some stinky oreos!
She liquidated some Snickers!
She submerged her first colon submarine!
She released the bowel hounds!
She relaxed her anal sphincter in order to expel solid liquid waste residing in her colon!
She sent the muddy pigs to the abattoir
She parked the brown car at the splashmart
She released Pooh Bear back into the Wild
She told the wicked monkeys to go home
She shot Chewbacca out of the cannon
She paddled the stank-canoe out of the tunnel
She gave the Tazmanian Devil the slip
She threw wood chips down the Slip-N-Slide
K, that’s all I can come up with for now. Yay!
In other news, it was not the normal bribes to get your kid to poop that did it. Nope, she did it so she could play with mom’s computer (that’s my girl!).
She’s finally out of this stage, moving to the next…
Next phase… fun shapes!!!
Comments (3)
LOL!! Wow! Those were hilarious! Thanks for the laugh
@lovepeacecalm - thx
anytime I can make up a new analogy for pooping, it’s a good day
When my daughter Elizabeth was 2, she proudly announced, “I pooped the letter E!” (The turds did indeed make that shape in the toilet. With no help.)