February 9, 2011
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Do it yourself colonoscopy
Have you ever had one of those days?
You know, one of those days where everything seems to be turned against you. You can’t get your car started (shoot). You spill your coffee on your way to work (rats!). Also, you fall (while naked) and land on a flashlight and (doggonit!) it lodges itself deep into your colon and you can’t get it out (illuminating)?
I know we’ve all had days like that, right?
Complete accident, you know how that goes, right?
Hmm… how could that go?
Maybe her bathroom lights had gone out and she slipped in the shower with it. Perhaps that’s how it happened. Or maybe robbers stole all her clothes in the middle of the night… and she slipped while chasing them away.
Or, um, maybe, now this is a stretch, JUST MAYBE, you shoved that thing in there? Perhaps? Ma’am? Is that in any way, shape, or form possible? No?
R E A L L Y? Ok, whatever, we’ll see what we can do to get it out… or do you want us just to change the batteries?
ps, this image is from google images, I’m thinking this guy just wanted his poop to sparkle…
Comments (5)
That has to hurt.
I can’t wait to be an ER doctor and see stuff like this. If anything it will keep me from falling asleep from seeing all the basic things people come into the ER for.
Yuck, and yikes. Scary the things people out there are doing.
@TheTheologiansCafe - I can only imagine… poor choice of a hobby…
@XacrossXtheXuniverseX - Yeah, I love being an ER doc. This is part of the reason I’m in ER, since you never know what you’re going to see next. I don’t know of a more diverse field. Your previous comment mentioned monotony… well, I think ER has the least monotony of any specialties since you cover… EVERYTHING! I’d be happy to chat with you about physician choices and what type of doctor to become. Though… I might be jaded
@gwennieg - Yuck&Yipes is right!
the energizer bunny made her do it