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My Beautiful Drunk Baby
For a while I have been trying to explain what a baby is like. Other people have described having one a form of brainwashing. You wake up at random intervals repeatedly to perform trivial tasks. Or, actually, sometime… -
Ping Pong Champion
The ping pong champion was not me, I'm sorry to say. I'm pretty good, but just not good enough. In other news. My daughter is being VERY disobedient by not being born yet. I figured by now I would already be a pro at… -
You hauv ze Baybee, now yu buy ze craap
I went to Baby's R Us. I tried to mentally prepare myself the best way I knew how, which was heavy drinking, however, I remained unprepared for the onslaught of cuteness that assaulted me. Small little bibs with "Daddy… -
Yes, it IS fanstastic, thank you for asking
You may have been waiting all week to find out what the Sexual harassment lecture was really like. If you were, you are a sad individual and I pity the wretched waste of existence you call your pathetic life. That's my… -
First looks...
Well, my wife got sick. I think it is her Gallbag. Gallbladder's are funny. They are not funny like Seinfeld funny. They are more funny like Galager is funny. At first you are mildly amused, then you want to smash… -
Babies and Writing
My brother Chris and Laurie had a baby!!! His name is Noah and he's supercute. This is normally the part of the program where I'd show you a picture of him, but since my parents don't know how to use their camera, and … -
Spawnlings, Warning, Nudity on this post
Laura and Jeff had a baby. This is one of our Chief residents and a great friend through residency. Ironically she and I had our OB/Gyn months together (look in past bloggings, perhaps I wrote about it?). Don't you lo… -
P is for Princess
Brandtling #2 for the family Joel and Sarah has arrived. 10 fingers/toes, and a mop of hair. Her name is Katherine Jane Rutlage-Gebralter Brandt Here's a pic of her that I grabbed from the email Joel sent me Aaaa… -
N is for the "Nefarious Spawnling"
I consider myself a pretty tech-savvy individual. I mean, I'm on the World wide AOL all the time. I have lots and lots of gigabites. Not only that, but I just got a special award for several millions of dollars from m…
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