Swine flu. Who wants to hear me whine. I don't care. I'm whining anyways.
Heard about it?
Ever been an ER doctor when these something like this comes out?
Emergency rooms all over the country are shutting down because people are coming in with sore throat and sniffles instead of doing what they would normally do which is stay home, drink fluids and sleep. Not only that, but everyone is in such an uproar about it that personnel in the ER have to wear giant Hazmat suits just to see patients.
Fortunately for you, I found the ultimate source of the swine flu and I have begun the eradication process...
Don't use any tissue-paper dispensed by pigs, just to be safe.
Please Stay Away From the Swine Flu!
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haha
I am not sure what to think about the tissue dispenser
You must be going through hell, I can't imagine.
And that is the most disturbing tissue dispenser I've ever seen.
THAT IS A PIG VAGINA.