The ping pong champion was not me, I'm sorry to say. I'm pretty good, but just not good enough.
In other news. My daughter is being VERY disobedient by not being born yet. I figured by now I would already be a pro at changing diapers and feeding and all that. Unfortunately, she has decided that her liquid goo phase of incubation must last the full 40 weeks. What a lazy baby. When she gets out of there, she is Soooo grounded!
To my wife's credit, she has tried every possible way to induce labor... except for inducing labor. Our sister in law is a OB nurse where she is planning to deliver. She was on vacation and came back today. She "gave" her permission for us to have it tonight. So help me if we do have it tonight, they are both going to be grounded.
We also have received many helpful books and advice from our friends. One of our friends gave us a book on what to do and what not to do... here are a few examples
I am relatively positive I know this guy from work...
I've heard a dry baby is a happy baby...
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Yes, that is precisely the book I wanted to show you the other night whilst we worked.
I'm not an OB, but the last I studied it, full term can last up to 42 weeks. Just think ... 21 years form now, you'll be kicking her outta the house.
Good luck!