January 6, 2013
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In bagga fiss!
In Hall Patient (IHP): “eH! EEH! EEEEEH!”
Me: <sigh> “What do you need?”
IHP: “Eh! In met beet. Nah in mae beet. In bagga Fiss!”
Me: What?
IHP: “In bagga fiss!”
Me: What? You want fish?
IHP: “met in me beh! begga fiss!”
Me: I can’t understand you.
“Rah no! RAH. NO! IG MANNA FISS!”
Me: Man, I’m sorry, I just don’t know what you’re saying. You’ll have to wait until your are more sober until…
IHP: <starts peeing onto the floor right next to me. Continues to pee on the floor for the next 2.5 minutes. Try to pee for 2.5 minutes. That’s a long time>
Me: Oh. Ig manna fiss means you gotta piss. Got it.
I have been working on my medical Spanish, which comes in handy from time to time. However, my medical drunk talk is still needing some refinement.
