October 27, 2012

• Chupacabra

  So this happened.

   

  Me: So whats going on

  Her:  (points at mom) That Chupacabra is trying to suck it out of me

  Mom: No I ain’t

  Her: Really, that Chupacabra tried to get my blood

  Mom: I don’t know, this is why we’re here.

  Her:  And then it doesn’t even go there!

  Me: What doesn’t go where?

  Mom: You said it goes where, hun?

  Her: And I can’t sleep.

  Mom: She can’t sleep.

  Her: But I can sleep sometimes.

  Me:  What?  So which is it?

  Her: Well, I learned to shrink my soul into a watermelon seed and then I put it in my pocket and then I can sleep.

  Me: OK, well, that’s enough for me (out the door I go to try to figure out what just happened)

   

   

  I meet such interesting people at work, I really do.

  Also, if you type Chupacabra, it auto-corrects to Abracadabra, which is also kinda cool.  I’m going with puppy and kitty themes for the pics today.

   

    

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