March 15, 2010
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Allergies
I really feel for parents who have children with allergies.
Peanut allergies, asthma, shellfish allergies… all of them can be deadly and dangerous.
I am happy to report that as far as I know, my child does not have any of these allergies. However, it seems that she has been gradually developing a new allergy. I have accidentally tried putting this to the test, because I don’t see any way to avoid it. But, like I said before, I think there are much worse ones out there, so I’ll play the hand I’m dealt.
In fact, I think only part of my daughter is allergic.
You see, I think her urethra is allergic to air. I’m not sure how this works… but lately it seems that as soon as I take a diaper off of her… she starts peeing. I also think that she can instantly materialize pee into an empty bladder. I’m not sure how, but she can do it. It does not seem to cause any pain nor discomfort. In fact, she seems to enjoy peeing (she takes after her dad). But… the second that I take that diaper off… weeeeeee time to piss.
Usually on me.
Can anyone tell me what game this is? I need it.
Comments (3)
My sister-in-law (who had already had 3 baby boys) assured me that it’s all a bunch of bull when parents say baby boys pee every time their diaper is removed. She said in all her diaper changing days she had never been peed on. So in the hospital with my third child (who was my first boy) I took off his diaper not expecting the urine facial I promptly received. This is my way of telling you to be glad the pee is coming out of baby female plumbing and not a baby boy hose.
*grin* I thought only boy babies did that.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html