March 7, 2009

• Watchmen, hunt for the blue schlong

  Just got back from the opening of Watchmen.

  I’ll admit, in several posts, I have mentioned that I have superpowers…
  you can read here or here if you’re bored.

  But Watchmen was quite an interesting movie that put them in a new light.  One of the super powers I do NOT have is the ability to accurately rate a movie.  I love pretty much every movie I watch.  Ever.  Its a character flaw, I seem to see the good parts and forget about the bad.  This movie had visually stunning scene after scene.  It was also quite dark.  It had sketcy morality and gratuitous violence/sex all over, but the story was great.  Thus, like every movie I ever see, I liked the movie.

  However, it also had some full frontal nudity.  Let me rephrase that.  Full frontal MALE nudity.  Ahem, let me rephrase that a third time…
  Full frontal glowing blue schwang nudity.

  Thanks DC comix, I’ll try to bore that out of my brain for the next three weeks, oh well.

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