August 16, 2008
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Fertility Check did not bounce
Well, I guess I might as well get it out there.
I have officially fulfilled duty number four on the list of duties I had to finish this year. You remember all ten of the things that I wanted to complete right? If not, here’s the link
Yeah.
That’s right.
I’m fertile. I’m officially scheduled to become a father. I think this means that I officially have to grow up. No more all nighters playing video games. No more peeing on the toilet seat. No more pooping, um, on the toilet seat. You know, grown up and responsible. Sigh. I suppose it has to happen to everyone sometime.
Fortunately I can still be a kid at heart online I suppose, since my unborn child will likely not be reading these words for at least another 7 years, right? And by that time, I figure the machines will have taken over and I’ll the only time I’m allowed online is when I request to the Supreme Overlord another helping of gruel for my wastrel children to eat in order to live, so I should be fine as far as I figure.
I also have to come up with a name, though I think Inguinito chung Brandt might be a nice name. Hey, it’s my kid, I can name it whatever I want. Don’t judge me. I bet in China if your name is Mike they all point and laugh.
I guess the depressing thing about this is that since I have completed goal 4 so early in the year, I think goal #3 will be unobtainable. How sad. Oh well, I must have really good swimmers. That’s right, when your like me, with sperm that could swim through solid steel if they have to, I guess you should just be happy with the results.
On a side note, I learned that my old pastor (the beloved P.R.E.) intermittently reads my blog, if so, he should send me an email since his children want to link up their Wii with our Wii and our Wiis (or Wii Wii’s) can communicate with each other. Thus, senda mea email-a
Comments (10)
hahah, you are truly hilarious
fertile? you don’t say?! lol good luck!!!!!!
Congrats!
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Oh, great news! Congrats : )
Ha, as a doctor you should know, just because your wife is pregnant, doesn’t necessarily mean that YOU are fertile… Milk men also tend to be very fertile… Wait… That came out wrong… What I meant to say was congratulations!
I love the name! You should nickname him “Inkee”
See, this is what happens when you read all those medical books. Or were you on a study break? Congrats!!
careful…your genius child may be reading from the get go…..you know, they’ll have mom’s genes….
btw, congrats! send our best to Gwen and let us know where you are registering!!!!! Dean and Dre are happy too!
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